My name is Witos,
This is a weight loss, music, and random things blog. Basically it's custom made for me.
Starting Weight: 338
Current Weight: 325
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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The youtube video Lea just tweeted.
I CAN’T BREATHE.
My GLOW IN THE DARK Party
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Reblog if you understand this..
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Weight loss Update
I just checked a scale and I am officially at 325. Which means I lost an additional 5 pounds which means my total weight loss totals up to 13 pounds.
Clair Huxtable sets Elvin straight
I love how Cliff just sits down as soon as Elvin opens his mouth.
perfect
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
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